tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post7405817495274259364..comments2023-09-24T11:26:16.606-04:00Comments on The Middle Ages: Note To A NeighbourDeb and Barbarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-20612292190221426532010-09-11T14:31:16.307-04:002010-09-11T14:31:16.307-04:00Deb -
http://whydoilivehere.cheezburger.com/2010/...Deb -<br /><br />http://whydoilivehere.cheezburger.com/2010/09/05/crazy-neighbor-photos-seared-retina/<br /><br />When I saw this today, I was reminded of anti-chunt plotting.<br /><br />Love and hugs,<br />RRigelhttp://winterlightblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-69035125036363697102010-08-21T10:20:32.596-04:002010-08-21T10:20:32.596-04:00Bag of earplugs Ruth-Check! Milkshake of Evil Rige...Bag of earplugs Ruth-Check! Milkshake of Evil Rigel. I shall be using that one! Thanks M.J. and as odd as this sounds "aplenty" is one of my favourite words. I use it often and sometimes incorrectly. I don't know Gae what sound you are referring to with squirrels but I would love to hear it. Keep in mind we are Canadian and as a result, the only thing you hear our squirrels say is "sorry, excuse me, sorry". Hart I have always hated the plastic flowers. Hated them and thought "what?" And then I met this lovely man in my Mum's stroke survivor group who could no longer keep his garden and had no one to do it for him. He felt the only way he could keep us his end was with plastic as he was embarrassed to not have anything out. I have never looked at them with the same disdain since. There's just life must be in heaven in the country but I do have a dear friend who lives in a small town in the country and has many of the same problems we do! People are people right? Good and bad wherever the frig you are. Sigh. Why can't they all be like us dear bloggers? Why????? Thanks Cruella for the words of condolence. We miss him so much. I had totally forgotten about the Cword Thirty rock. Yes it was hilarious! EVery word has it's time and this is the time for CWORDS APLENTY!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17041122116481448321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-90987627163213632010-08-21T06:14:00.854-04:002010-08-21T06:14:00.854-04:00First of all - so sorry about Frisker. Losing a pe...First of all - so sorry about Frisker. Losing a pet is never easy, and when you have chunts in your neighbourhood, that's not making it any easier. <br /><br />Secondly - this reminded me a lot about an episode of 30 Rock, "The C-word". A lady kept barging in, calling for a cat named Runt every time someone said c.. You know the one. I think I prefer "chunt", though ;) <br /><br />Finally - I agree. Blogging really is cheap therapy!Cruella Colletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11422848273167338884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-13463885092790051732010-08-20T22:39:14.108-04:002010-08-20T22:39:14.108-04:00This is why me moved out of the city and into the ...This is why me moved out of the city and into the country. We got so tired of the mindless, insanity of some not all of the neighbors in subdivisions. I would much rather hear the dogs, kids and birds, that the squeals, honks and rumble of the traffic. <br />Some people actually think you are crazy to care about animals. I wrote a blog in titled Dogs are not people --their better than that. I was really surprised how quickly I started getting positive comments. So there are a lot of us out here who would have wanted to tell her off as well.<br />I know lets all bring our dogs to your place for a dog party, on her side of the yard of course.Theres just lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01557649636152032566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-83697336664741677342010-08-20T21:20:30.930-04:002010-08-20T21:20:30.930-04:00We've got a neighborhood in our burbs your cra...We've got a neighborhood in our burbs your crabby lady neighbor can move to. And you know what I do every time I drive through those windy street with those big houses that are all the SAME three shades of TAUPE with their itty bitty trees and people locked in their air-conditioned walls? I feel SORRY for those blasted, sour people that can't tolerate a little LIFE if their neighborhoods. Oh, we're not short on crabs... the people down the street with the manicured lawn and FREAKING FAKE FLOWERS SO THEY NEVER HAVE TO WEED OR ATTEND TO THEM reported a neighbor who had planted a lushly growing 'wild' yard (damn republicans *cough*--did I say that? Honestly, it's possible that it's a coincidence. The other republican family is very nice--here in Ann Arbor, they only allow 2 republican families in a given block)<br /><br />I'm very glad though, to live somewhere that the kids and pets are loved, by the young and geriatric families alike. My husband walks the dog with no leash and people seem to just like that.Hart Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17599570189253229318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-85274325934847842382010-08-20T20:38:35.094-04:002010-08-20T20:38:35.094-04:00OOOooooo, Deb, I had an idea!
Inspiration start...OOOooooo, Deb, I had an idea! <br /><br />Inspiration starts at the 8:52 mark (around 9:40 is when you should start cackling with malevolent glee):<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCAyV2c66Ps<br /><br />I'm just sayin'...Rigelhttp://winterlightblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-27800966553645539102010-08-20T20:14:55.605-04:002010-08-20T20:14:55.605-04:00omg, this cracked me up. I shall now forever use t...omg, this cracked me up. I shall now forever use the word chunt.<br /><br />But seriously girls, the noise that squirrels make, I don't mind it, but what the fuck is it??? Here on Long Island at least, it's a really weird freaky noise. :)gae polisnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10491813685110351809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-54569532352559202052010-08-20T17:40:26.866-04:002010-08-20T17:40:26.866-04:00Hahahahaha! Chuckles aplenty. Thanks.Hahahahaha! Chuckles aplenty. Thanks.M.J. Nichollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12972190103986599079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-50154434083500410692010-08-20T16:16:58.647-04:002010-08-20T16:16:58.647-04:00Hmm...Go buy a whole bagful of those cheap foam ea...Hmm...Go buy a whole bagful of those cheap foam earplugs and fill said neighbors mailbox with them. Then stand back and enjoy :)<br /><br />Thankfully my Dad's neighbors love the sound of our basset hound's howling or we might be in the same boat.Ruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14939536611953999919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-53995094557832683802010-08-20T14:46:53.960-04:002010-08-20T14:46:53.960-04:00It's like the milkshake of evil.It's like the milkshake of evil.Rigelhttp://winterlightblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-16243735958275260722010-08-20T14:45:39.973-04:002010-08-20T14:45:39.973-04:00Because it's hot summertime, and revenge is a ...Because it's hot summertime, and revenge is a dish best served cold.Rigelhttp://winterlightblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-89164785593598396802010-08-20T12:22:35.141-04:002010-08-20T12:22:35.141-04:00First off, thanks Barb for saying that they do not...First off, thanks Barb for saying that they do not bark constantly. When the parents of the animals say that people say "yeah right" but it's true. That's what makes chunty all the more sour. Thanks Justice girl for the compliment and as much as it pains me to say this, rage was my inspiration on that one! I love the crickets...bark...crickets and the judge laughing. Oh sweet revenge. Why do we love it sooooooooo much?Deb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-84850676779083717732010-08-20T12:15:48.987-04:002010-08-20T12:15:48.987-04:00Justice Grrl! How hysterical is that?!!! That is m...Justice Grrl! How hysterical is that?!!! That is my fave court story of all time!! (and Deb's plank line -- most brilliant in history!)Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10020502430509158737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-91078930549107390462010-08-20T12:03:01.750-04:002010-08-20T12:03:01.750-04:00Deb- as a writer I first have to compliment you on...Deb- as a writer I first have to compliment you on this:<br />"MY KINGDOM for the sound of its hard consonant hitting your flat smug face like a plank! "<br /><br />What a brilliant line! It stopped me in my tracks.<br /><br />Also I must commiserate. I have a neighbor from hell too. Years ago I had another neighbor take me to "dog court" for my dog's supposed incessant barking. She had taped it. Here's how the tape went:<br />" ....crickets......crickets....crickets.....BARK....crickets...crickets..."<br />The judge laughed....I WON!<br /><br />Hang in there Deb, and pray for that woman. She must be the most miserable human being on the planet. How sad.Hollye Dexterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10184998678584429429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-90638099522410122732010-08-20T11:32:18.945-04:002010-08-20T11:32:18.945-04:00Ha, good idea, Lyndsie!
PS because I was having s...Ha, good idea, Lyndsie!<br /><br />PS because I was having so much fun with my response to Deb, I missed my chance to corroborate that her dogs really truly don't bark more than a few minutes a few times a day. They are downright demure compared to most dogs. Which makes the chunty attitude that much more astonishing.Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10020502430509158737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-85142857090890005112010-08-20T10:05:36.894-04:002010-08-20T10:05:36.894-04:00You should just tell your neighbour to kiss your a...You should just tell your neighbour to kiss your ass. Who cares what she dosen't like. The sounds of the world are great and she is stupid for not realizing them. It sounds like she would be a much better person if she would open up her heart and ears and mind a little more and stop being so hateful. You should tell her to stay inside with the windows closed if she does not want to her the sounds of the out doors. Then that would fix her problem and she would have nothing to complain over. Just to piss her off you should make a lot of noise right out side her window, just to piss her off. It wouldn't solve anything but it would be funny.Lyndsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08474928538640746195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-31499881471617710862010-08-20T09:38:51.960-04:002010-08-20T09:38:51.960-04:00Beautifully said garedican! May I quote you?Beautifully said garedican! May I quote you?Deb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-70859987979726239882010-08-20T09:34:28.739-04:002010-08-20T09:34:28.739-04:00Deb, Firstly, I had no idea you even knew the word...Deb, Firstly, I had no idea you even knew the word "chunt"...Secondly, as per the one who resides in proximity to you, next time you see her, inquire casually, "How's that learning to live in a city thing coming along?" then without waiting for a reply, continue on your way. After that, cut her dead. Trust me, arbiter of human nature that I consider myself to be, it will drive her batty...so much so that she may feel compelled to start looking for her rural retreat wherein she will be able to live each day without the petty interruptions of those whose unforgivable crime is walking the planet with her.garedicanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00869654769594149589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-63851627093097688642010-08-20T09:34:19.141-04:002010-08-20T09:34:19.141-04:00Oh thank you Rigel! Revenge is best served with ra...Oh thank you Rigel! Revenge is best served with raccoons and gophers. Man it had been a long time since I had seen Bob and Doug's 12 days of Christmas. Now, where the heck did I put those loud speakers? hmmmnnnnnn.Deb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-63200004097328520522010-08-20T09:29:04.099-04:002010-08-20T09:29:04.099-04:00*extends claws and bares teeth*
Why is it, Deb, t...*extends claws and bares teeth*<br /><br />Why is it, Deb, that I suddenly find myself plotting on your behalf the brightest, most garish, over the top, wonderfully loud, obnoxiously kitschy, delightfully tacky Christmas display you could possibly cover your entire house and yard with this winter? Lots of lights, singing animatronic things, and unsubtle ho-ho-ho'ing. And, don't forget that you and all of your non-chunt neighbors need to go carolling! Loudly. And, off key. Making sure to spread the Christmas spirit at your chunt neighbor's doorstep warbling all 12 days Bob and Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas. She'll choke on her eggnog every time you sing the line "and a beer in a tree."<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32CwrOZVobo<br /><br />I highly suggest you arrange a camping trip for the chunt. In a place with wolves. Howling wolves. Lots of HUNGRY howling wolves. She needs to visit Fanny's cousins. <br /><br />I also hope that the raccoons visit your neighbor's property and get into all of her trash cans. Loudly and messily. And, when she complains that the raccoons have done damage on her property, you can proudly say, "Ah, yes, but did you notice Fanny didn't bark and scare them off? Aren't you glad Fanny was quiet for you last night?" <br /><br />And, I wish upon the vile wench's lawn Caddyshack gophers. <br /><br />*retracts claws and goes back to drinking my Diet Coke*Rigelhttp://winterlightblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-60750685758171217292010-08-20T09:05:09.629-04:002010-08-20T09:05:09.629-04:00Right on Rayna! We have a raccoon or two under our...Right on Rayna! We have a raccoon or two under our deck because of the open reno's on either side of us. Fanny started to bark in a big way this morning trying to get at the raccoon. I ran out as I always do to stop her, looked toward my evil neighbour's house and said with a slight smile "good girl Fanny, Good Girl!"Deb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-828501349251533772010-08-20T08:59:34.928-04:002010-08-20T08:59:34.928-04:00I couldn't agree with you more, Barbara. I wou...I couldn't agree with you more, Barbara. I would hate to be Deb's neighbour and have to put up with the barking of her dog. And she actually allows the birds to chirp. Aweful. How can I hear the cars honking if you do that to me?Natashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00481081735923606868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-26333403406230276582010-08-20T08:58:01.603-04:002010-08-20T08:58:01.603-04:00Yes Lorraine, damn those trees huh? These people b...Yes Lorraine, damn those trees huh? These people belong on their own planets really.Deb and Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04444390852070865517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1528510907038944744.post-76349750076782188212010-08-20T08:15:08.453-04:002010-08-20T08:15:08.453-04:00Yup, you gotta shake your head at the intolerance ...Yup, you gotta shake your head at the intolerance of some folks. I live close to conservation land where some of the neighbours find trees a nuisance. Go figure.<br /><br />Awoke up early this morning and caught up on the wonderful nuggets on your website. You two are bloggers extra-ordinaire!LorraineBehnanhttp://www.lorrainebehnan.comnoreply@blogger.com